Why-zit?

Why-zit women can remember a trivial event that happen seventeen years ago but seem to forget what Wal-Mart has in their store even though they (the Ladies) have been in it everyday for the past week? I believe there must be some unwritten rule that if a women walks out of Wal-Mart and they must reenter for some reason, shopping must start all over. (You never can tell the store just might have snuck in hundreds of new items onto the shelves the 30 seconds you were out.)

By the way no matter how firmly you believe this, DO NOT say this out loud, if you don't want your entire shopping history presented to all present. Didn't know I been in that many stores in my entire life.