Eggs Look Like:

In trouble again this morning. Seems like you can"t compare what you cough up in the morning to any of your wife's cooking past or present. "Honey (pleading forgiveness tone), I didn't mean the eggs you cooked THIS morning." Somehow this concilitory statement just added fuel to the fire. Good rule to follow!!! Once you make a mistake and your wife catches you don't try to explain it away. Just comit yourself to the doomed class and hope she will forget in ten to twelve centuries.