Questions???
What does it mean when your wife asks if your insurance is paid up?
Is a man out in the woods alone talking still wrong?
Why are the words "Oh NO" the first thing your wife says when you tell her about a new short cut you are taking?
Why doesn't geen spaghetti and blue eggs go together?
Why is it when you are finnally talked into cooking your wife expects you to clean up the kitchen also?
Statement of FACT: Dirty socks DO belong on the floor.
Another statement of fact: You will too explode if you don't let gas and beltch in public.
Why do old men wear saggy pants? Think about it all things are affected by gravity.
Is a man out in the woods alone talking still wrong?
Why are the words "Oh NO" the first thing your wife says when you tell her about a new short cut you are taking?
Why doesn't geen spaghetti and blue eggs go together?
Why is it when you are finnally talked into cooking your wife expects you to clean up the kitchen also?
Statement of FACT: Dirty socks DO belong on the floor.
Another statement of fact: You will too explode if you don't let gas and beltch in public.
Why do old men wear saggy pants? Think about it all things are affected by gravity.

1 Comments:
bwaahaaahaaa!!
Leslie and I had a good laugh at a lot of this stuff...especially when I explained the green spaghetti...
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